Okay. Give me a minute while I get my facts straight.

Let me first introduce you to TL;DR. I know it's unconventional, but trust me - you'll want more details after reading this:

OK, thanks for sticking with me. Now for the full story.

Grimes is the latest Vanity Fair cover star interviewed by Devin Gordon. The musician invited the journalist to her home for a very in-depth conversation about her relationship with Elon Musk, being the mother of his son X → A-Xii (nicknamed X), her career, working with The Weeknd, being a "class traitor", drugs, and much more!

"I was a redneck.

Gordon heard the baby crying and asked, "Grimes, do you have another baby?"

She was tempted to ask.

She was visibly upset by the question. 'I am not at liberty to speak freely about these matters,' she said. 'Whatever is going on with my family, I just feel that my children need to stay out of it. I mean, I think E really sees him as a disciple and brings him into everything. That's kind of his situation. But yeah, I don't know."

The journalist said that "surrealistic professional ethics are at work," and he felt obligated to reveal that he had learned of the second child's existence. But he wondered. If he didn't want the world to know about the child, why on earth would Grimes invite him to the house? Gordon mused.

Grimes had no choice. After she admitted, "He's a little colicky too," she added, "but he's a little colicky. I don't know what I was thinking."

Here is the story of the bundle of joy: the reasons are explained, but not in language clever enough for me to understand. Her nickname is Y, which again makes little sense to me, except that Y is the next letter after X and that Y is the sister of a boy named X.

We all thought Grimes and Mask had split up, but apparently it is much more complicated than that.

"There's no real word for it," Grimes said. 'But we are very fluid. We live in different houses. We're best friends. We see each other all the time. ...... We just do our own thing and don't expect other people to understand it."

She added, "I don't think we're the only ones who have a problem with that.

She added: "We just need to be free. We just need to be free."

On adding to her family, Grimes said, "We always wanted at least three or four." Mask has two other children, sons Xavier and Nevada, whom he shares with ex-wife Justin.

Grimes also gave us a truly bizarre insight into how the richest man in the world actually lives. 'Bro doesn't live like a billionaire,' he said. Sometimes Bro lives below the poverty line, to the point where you think, 'Would you please not live in a precarious house for $40,000?' I think."

Anyway, if I were you, I would read the whole interview. It's all kinds of surreal, as I'm sure you can believe by now.